We're the wild type

yapped:

st4y-f3tch:

vnloved:

e-velynn:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

I watch that movie omg a-maxing movie

2013 leonardo can get it

Leo in every year if his life can get it

“it” not being an oscar I presume?

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two-can-keep-a-secret:

askinnyblackman:

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goose

(Source: forrever--youngg)

eddplant:

theshoutingendoflife:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

So like, we’re not going to mention how he underpaid the restaurant by $0.42? No-one’s gonna bring that up at all?

they probably took it out of her tips.

(via bunnyaimee)

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

(via dinklebomb)

(Source: r--e--v--o--l--v--e--r, via mystical-wolf)